Meme of Maniacal MADNESS

This is the BEST Meme I've ever come across. Why? Because my little madling, Miss Jenny Phresh, conjured it up in the dark recesses of her mind after I tagged her with a more traditional meme. Jenny's version is so heinously imaginative, it brought me out of my usual blogging haitus just to post it! The questions in peach are her brainchildren. Now sit back and enjoy the brilliant madness that is Jenny. :)

Are you a rutabaga?
Nope. I’m the illegitimate love child of a cabbage and a turnip. Oh, wait…

When was the last time you ate lion meat?

Does lion blood count? In my previous life I was a tick in Africa.

Upload a heartwarming picture of something that makes you smile.

 

(The last known sighting of Hoops and Yoyo.) Yes, their disappearance was tragic and suspicious. But doesn’t Humpty’s goofy grin make you forget all those ugly accusations and negative press releases?

C’mon! He’s a happy pill incarnate.

If you could go back in time and kick the crap out of someone, who would it be?

That bully who messed with my pony girl in 9th grade, Jujyfruit Assbat! In fact, I’m thinking the goat posse needs to band up and hunt down that sucker. Cloven feet unite!!

Name one habit that makes other people plot your demise.

My obsession with Hoops and Yoyo. I rain down e-cards on inboxes almost daily—for no apparent reason.

What song would you like to be playing while you are kicking the crap out of someone?

The Verve – Bittersweet Symphony. Kicking the crap out of peeps slow-mo-movie-style ROX.

Where da muffin top at?

Just below Humpty’s necktie.

How many goats, stacked atop one another like Yertle's Turtles, would it take to reach the moon?

That depends. Are the goats wearing platform shoes with their pants?

Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.

I only know Pig Latin. So: Illigitimateway egetablevay ithway away enchantpay orfay andomlyray ailingmay unnecessaryway ardscay.

Why does evil exist?

Erm. I think I’d rather answer the chicken meat question again.

What the chiz are you thinking right now?

That I need all of your email addresses.

As the rules state, I can tag as many or few peeps as I want.  I'm tagging five of my cool blogger pals, in hopes they'll play along and pass on the lunacy. Let's make this puppy go viral!

1. Keriann Greaney Martin

2. Sophia Richardson
3. KV Taylor
4. Huntress
5. Kerri Maniscalco

Pick a funny nickname for number 1.
Fried Butter Gert.

Make up a rhyme about number 2.
She has a fine cottage on fantasy lane
With goblins to tend to the plumbing and drains.
She grows many fruits of the succulent kind,
And weaves lovely stories in her dazzling mind.

Where would number 3 hide in the event of the apocalypse?
In the trunk of Neil Gaiman's car. 

Where does number 4 purchase her pants?
At the Disney store on the Winnie the Pooh aisle.

What would number 5's favorite dance move be?
The twinkie tumble.