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Showing posts with label blog silliness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blog silliness. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Wearing panties just isn't scary...

Back in July, the #goatposse (if you're unfamiliar with this twitter hastag, click here for a glimpse of the madness that is GOAT) started hazing new members (and even some veterans) with a diabolical and outrageously fun meme started by our own dastardly delightful Michelle Simkins.

The infamous outbreak came to be known as The Evil Panty Meme, and struck laughter and dread into the hearts of all who were tagged. Here's my own rendition, from when I fell into the meme's clutches.

Recently, there have been rumors that the panty meme died a quiet death in the cybersphere. But today I found proof that it's still a living contagion:



And to that I say: Justin, take it away!


1.What do you call your panties/underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?

Wifey calls them “pain in the ass”.

2. Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?

Before you read this just remember: you asked!  I once had a dream that I “preemptively” killed a tribe of cannibals while in nothing save my underwear.  This happened immediately following my reading the book, THE WOODS ARE DARK by the late (and great) Richard Laymon.  It was a cool dream…and may end up in a book sometime. 

3. What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?

Metal filings glued to burlap.  What’d you expect?

4. If you were a pair of panties what color would you be? And why?

Black. Enough said.

5. Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?

No, but I once had a pair dangled in my face in a mosh-pit.    

6. You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?

Go commando. (Ditto)

7. Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?

Yes, I remember them, but I never had any (thank you, mom).

8. If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?

Probably the title of one of my books: INHUMAN possibly J heh heh  

9. How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?

Only one—the goat posse is made up of fully-grown goats and they can put on their own panties…IF they want them on.

Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.

No more evil panty meme, all gone, bye-bye.

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Justin didn't tag anyone, but since this is MY blog, I get to tag someone in his place. We have two new #goatposse trainees who have yet to do the meme:

Shelly Brown
Amy Rolland (since you don't have a blog, you're welcome to guest post on one of the residing #goatposse’s blogs)

And let's not forget that Kalen is still MIA per this rite of passage.

So, you goats are up!

Long live #goatposse, and may the panties prevail. :)

To the rest of my readers, I have a **very special guest** coming THIS Friday for my Query Trackers Making Tracks series. Tune in to find out what makes the wheels spin in her head. Here's a hint, it's got a furry face, and it's not a goat.

Until then, have a lovely middle of the week!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Personally, I like panties.

So I'm glad I got tagged. Thanks Michelle!


Without further adieu, I give you Greenwoman's Diabolical Panty Meme to end all memes (about underclothes)!

Disclaimer: The following answers may or may not be true. Some fake answers may have been used to tickle the funny bones of innocent readers.

What do you call your panties / underwear / undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?
Yes! Optional.

Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?
Sigh. It pains me to relive this ... but ... my panties were at my ankles, and well, no one would pull them up for me! *shivers*



What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?
Cornmeal.

If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?
Every-color-of-the-rainbow-striped. Because I’m pc. Plus, they would look like Fruity Striped gum. ;)

Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?
Cap’n Jack Sparrow. But only on the high seas.

You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?
Two words: saran wrap.

Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?
Do I remember them? I still wear them, yo! Check it OUT.


If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?
Here’s the line up for my proposed Latin Days of the Week panties:

Monday: Nullo modo = No way.
Tuesday: Parve leves capiunt animos = Small things affect light minds.
Wednesday: Laborare non amo = I do not like to work.
Thursday: Semper ubi sub ubi = Always wear underwear.
Friday: Quisque comodeus est = Everybody is a comedian.
Saturday: Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? = Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Sunday: Lege atque lacrima = Read'em and weep.

How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?
That depends, are the bloggers from Texas? Cuz it’s not looking too hopeful for these two cowboys. My odds are on the goat. He's looking a little mad...


Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.
1. Taryn because I like you almost as much as I like panties! And that's saying A LOT.
2. A.M. Supinger because I'm jealous of your rose tattoo.
3. Riley because you're one of the newest members of the #goatposse. Welcome to #goathazing101!
4. Aryn, because you don't have enough to do with all that moving and fighting off gnomes, etc...
Default 5. Any member of the #goatposse who reads this and hasn't been tagged is now tagged by default. You know who you are!

Congratulations and condolences to all of the nominees! Oh, and have a super fantastic weekend. :)