Thursday, July 14, 2011

Personally, I like panties.

So I'm glad I got tagged. Thanks Michelle!

Without further adieu, I give you Greenwoman's Diabolical Panty Meme to end all memes (about underclothes)!

Disclaimer: The following answers may or may not be true. Some fake answers may have been used to tickle the funny bones of innocent readers.

What do you call your panties / underwear / undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?
Yes! Optional.

Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?
Sigh. It pains me to relive this ... but ... my panties were at my ankles, and well, no one would pull them up for me! *shivers*

What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?

If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?
Every-color-of-the-rainbow-striped. Because I’m pc. Plus, they would look like Fruity Striped gum. ;)

Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?
Cap’n Jack Sparrow. But only on the high seas.

You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?
Two words: saran wrap.

Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?
Do I remember them? I still wear them, yo! Check it OUT.

If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?
Here’s the line up for my proposed Latin Days of the Week panties:

Monday: Nullo modo = No way.
Tuesday: Parve leves capiunt animos = Small things affect light minds.
Wednesday: Laborare non amo = I do not like to work.
Thursday: Semper ubi sub ubi = Always wear underwear.
Friday: Quisque comodeus est = Everybody is a comedian.
Saturday: Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? = Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Sunday: Lege atque lacrima = Read'em and weep.

How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?
That depends, are the bloggers from Texas? Cuz it’s not looking too hopeful for these two cowboys. My odds are on the goat. He's looking a little mad...

Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.
1. Taryn because I like you almost as much as I like panties! And that's saying A LOT.
2. A.M. Supinger because I'm jealous of your rose tattoo.
3. Riley because you're one of the newest members of the #goatposse. Welcome to #goathazing101!
4. Aryn, because you don't have enough to do with all that moving and fighting off gnomes, etc...
Default 5. Any member of the #goatposse who reads this and hasn't been tagged is now tagged by default. You know who you are!

Congratulations and condolences to all of the nominees! Oh, and have a super fantastic weekend. :)


  1. Whoa. Glad I wasn't drinking coffee as I read this, or it would be splattered all over the screen! Very funny. And, while we're sharing, I was once the proud owner of a pair of Wonder Woman Under Roos as well.

  2. People actually try to put panties on goats? What has become of this cruel world!?

    Love your answers, Anita! The panty meme shall spread its wickedness far and wide, invading people's top dresser drawers everywhere. Mwa ha ha!

    *still laughing*
    Here I am, reading your blog when I have to get the hubby to the dentist. Time is a-wasting
    *note: Writers Joke on my blog. It is true. Gotta go now*

  4. You goat ladies are crazy! This was a perfect way to start Friday, full of laughs. And I'm with you, I think the goat will win.

  5. I'm surprised at all the goats-with-panties photos in existence. Um, congrats on finding them?

  6. I love the pic of the smiling goat!!! I just might have to steal it from you ;o) And the goat with the underwear on . . . omg . . .Where in the world do you find this stuff? lol . . .

  7. WHAT?!? What are those Texans doing to that poor goat?

    Anita, you could probably go into goat comedy and be an instant hit! You are so hilarious! And these goat pictures you come up with here and on Twitter...girl, you are the best spokesperson for the #goatposse. If the #goatposse ever goes viral that is...

    LOL! <3

  8. OMG! That is hilarious! I always wanted a set of panties that had the days written on them. :D

  9. Be still my heart. You are so funny you could charm the undies off a goat.


  10. This. Was. Awesome. I love you, my goat panty princess.

  11. You're latin days of the week got me! My daughter was asking me what I was laughing at and she's in a different room! Where in the world did you find those goat/panty pics? You SO totally rock goat posse queen!

  12. Oh,and I LOVE the pic of the Wonder Woman underoos. So completely jealous! Must own some!

  13. I'm a giggling goat right now! SO FUNNY :D Thanks for the tag and (*dances in circles*) I'm so glad you like my tat. As you might imagine, I love it <3

    I shall try to make the #goatposse proud!

  14. I came back to this post again just to see that little goat at the top. He's smiling! What a happy little goat!!

  15. this might be the silliest meme I've ever seen... LOL!!! Cornmeal. *snort* Scroll in your toga... BAH!!! :D <3

  16. HAHAHA! Oh god... cornmeal... saran wrap... I don't even know where to begin.

    Definitely not a scroll in that toga, no. ;)

  17. Thanks everyone for the comments! I'm crazy busy this weekend so can't answer to each of you individually, but I'm so glad you came by!

    This was such a hilariously fun meme to partake in, so thanks most and muchliest to Michelle for inviting me to play along! #goatlove!

  18. Hahahaa, hilarious!! Love the answer about Captain Jack. I might be tempted to do that too. *grin*

  19. I'm with you on Captain Jack!

  20. Very fun! I'm gonna have to get me a pair of grown-up Underoos like that; those were hot! Thanks for making me smile this morning! :)

  21. Jessie~ We're very naughty. Hee.

    Lisa~ Watch out, our nutiness might be contagious!

    Jane~ I know, right? He's HAWT.

    Kimberly~ LOL. They are kinda cute. And they make me feel all super-powery n stuff.

  22. There are many kinds of panties.You can buy it