Personally, I like panties.

So I'm glad I got tagged. Thanks Michelle!

Without further adieu, I give you Greenwoman's Diabolical Panty Meme to end all memes (about underclothes)!

Disclaimer: The following answers may or may not be true. Some fake answers may have been used to tickle the funny bones of innocent readers.

What do you call your panties / underwear / undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?

Yes! Optional.

Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?

Sigh. It pains me to relive this ... but ... my panties were at my ankles, and well, no one would pull them up for me! *shivers*

What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?

Cornmeal.

If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?

Every-color-of-the-rainbow-striped. Because I’m pc. Plus, they would look like Fruity Striped gum. ;)

Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?

Cap’n Jack Sparrow. But only on the high seas.

You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?

Two words: saran wrap.

Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?

Do I remember them? I still wear them, yo! Check it OUT.

If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?
Here’s the line up for my proposed Latin Days of the Week panties:

Monday: Nullo modo = No way.

Tuesday: Parve leves capiunt animos = Small things affect light minds.
Wednesday: Laborare non amo = I do not like to work.
Thursday: Semper ubi sub ubi = Always wear underwear.
Friday: Quisque comodeus est = Everybody is a comedian.
Saturday: Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? = Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Sunday: Lege atque lacrima = Read'em and weep.

How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?

That depends, are the bloggers from Texas? Cuz it’s not looking too hopeful for these two cowboys. My odds are on the goat. He's looking a little mad...

Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.
1. Taryn because I like you almost as much as I like panties! And that's saying A LOT.
2. A.M. Supinger because I'm jealous of your rose tattoo.
3. Riley because you're one of the newest members of the #goatposse. Welcome to #goathazing101!
4. Aryn, because you don't have enough to do with all that moving and fighting off gnomes, etc...
Default 5. Any member of the #goatposse who reads this and hasn't been tagged is now tagged by default. You know who you are!

Congratulations and condolences to all of the nominees! Oh, and have a super fantastic weekend. :)